The Gowld Digga'
Riding The Bus Home after classes is increasingly becoming my favourite part of the day. Mainly because it leads me to Dinner and then to Bed. So, to have to see this on my way home last night was a Real Spoiler.
Everything went off quite routinely. Left class early, huffed and puffed after Kak Immah who was rushing to catch her bus, said goodbye to her and proceeded to my bus stop. It was a reasonably short wait till the bus came. I got on the bus and the it was the Extra Friendly bus driver again who always turned 180 degrees in his seat to wish me goodnight everytime I got off the bus.
Tonight, sitting accross from me is a Guy. Just an average, normal Joe chatting to the lady next to him. And then I saw the ascend of his Fore Finger to his Nose, *wiggle wiggle wiggle* and down over the aisle in front of me. I looked out the window and I'm sure there was a cringe on my face and the guys accross the aisle was staring at me but to hell with that because this gowld digga is one disgusting chap and everyone knows you're not supposed to do that in public and yet he did and so there!
And as if being a spectator to his Excrement Excavation Expedition isn't bad enough, I got to see him use that Finger to Press the Bell for the bus to stop. I cringe again. That's the bell I'd have to use for my stop. Frantically I looked for another bell I can access from my seat and tragicallym there was NONE. SHIT.
The end.
Riding The Bus Home after classes is increasingly becoming my favourite part of the day. Mainly because it leads me to Dinner and then to Bed. So, to have to see this on my way home last night was a Real Spoiler.
Everything went off quite routinely. Left class early, huffed and puffed after Kak Immah who was rushing to catch her bus, said goodbye to her and proceeded to my bus stop. It was a reasonably short wait till the bus came. I got on the bus and the it was the Extra Friendly bus driver again who always turned 180 degrees in his seat to wish me goodnight everytime I got off the bus.
Tonight, sitting accross from me is a Guy. Just an average, normal Joe chatting to the lady next to him. And then I saw the ascend of his Fore Finger to his Nose, *wiggle wiggle wiggle* and down over the aisle in front of me. I looked out the window and I'm sure there was a cringe on my face and the guys accross the aisle was staring at me but to hell with that because this gowld digga is one disgusting chap and everyone knows you're not supposed to do that in public and yet he did and so there!
And as if being a spectator to his Excrement Excavation Expedition isn't bad enough, I got to see him use that Finger to Press the Bell for the bus to stop. I cringe again. That's the bell I'd have to use for my stop. Frantically I looked for another bell I can access from my seat and tragicallym there was NONE. SHIT.
The end.
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